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@vyr I am fucking here for this, yes.

Of course, since my brain is horrors, the first thing that pops out of it upon considering that is the title Swedish Meatballin'.

@starless i obvi need to write a story that starts with the trip to ikea and ends with the protagonists being banned from ikea for life

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there are no less than four different computer science courses in different aspects of teaching a robot to love. one more is on robots teaching humans to love.

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there's ongoing debate on whether the cryptozoology department or the zoology department gets to lead research on the loch ness monster now that they've conclusively found its dung

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@hierarchon y'know, i have published* criminally§ few combat robot sex scenes

we should talk :3

* uploaded
§ Fediverse law is clear on my duty but not clear on the time scale so it's possible i'll get off on a technicality^
^ and so will the robots 😏

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achievement unlocked: make bed without removing cat

when did i go from writing actual porn to relationship porn 🤨

got some new and updated Serpentine stories for y'all

link CWs: D/s, hypnokink

"Domestication" is a slightly extended version of "Landlord" because i decided i liked the original first scene after all. it's about Theta adjusting to life with Cora and moving in: princess.team/stories/serpenti

"Insomnia" is a new longer piece from Cora's perspective. i wanted to show a little bit of what makes this domme tick as i lead into the next set of big challenges for Cora and Theta: princess.team/stories/serpenti

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Easily the cutest thing I've ever seen, ec, nudity 

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GRS recovery (scars) 

GRS recovery (medical mystery box edition) 

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Your friendly neighborhood familychef. 100% synthetic guaranteed™

@vy that bodysuit is soooo gooood 🖤

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