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#introduction they said i could grow up to be anything i wanted, so i became a lesbian

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real :

hi, i'm Vyr. i'm trans, i'm lesbian, i do things to computers, but more importantly, i write porn, which is probably the most interesting thing about me from a Fediverse perspective. all stories on my site, princess.team/, are individually CWed. here are the highlights:

the Mel canon is a bunch of short, fluffy, and sometimes sexy fics about Mel, a disaster succubus whose hunting ground is the software industry, because she didn't fit in anywhere else. note that Mel 5 is less fluffy, more explicit, and more genderfeely than the others.

princess.team/tags/mel/

the Serpentine canon is explicit as hell, hypnokinky, and contains quite a few feels. it's about a subby human thrall designated Theta, and her snake-like demon domme, Cora of Clan Serpentine, and how their relationship begins to evolve both within and outside that dynamic. i'm really proud of it, and also owe a great deal of credit to @hierarchon for inspiration and advice. note that it's written in second-person, and Theta is the viewpoint character.

princess.team/tags/serpentine/

finally, if you're looking for something bite-size, there are a few unconnected shorts, mostly robokink, all not particularly serious, under the fluff tag:

princess.team/tags/fluff/

share and enjoy! πŸ–€

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the coup de grace 

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Hey #Mastodon / #Pleroma creatures, which interface(s) do you use on a regular basis, and if you feel like explaining, why do you like it? Select all that apply!

Boosts for visibility would be much appreciated!
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My only experience with rabbits has been the wild kind - could someone with a bun or two around the house answer a query for me - what do buns make of laser pointers? Are they fascinated or uninterested?

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reverse Monster Hunter where we play as monsters and we attack hunters to protect the environment.

instead of getting better weapons from their skin, we get an improved ecosystem (more animals&plants&clear water etc.) and that makes us stronger. that's the grind, instead of bigger armour you watch your forest flourish more and more. this also attracts worse hunters, creating the difficulty curve.

GRS recovery 

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Lemme just slip into something more.. comfortable

*transforms into a dragon*

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there are actually 64 states of america. the secret 14 are:

Aldrin, the Moon State
Denial (every american is in this state at all times)
Transas
Washington B.C.
Delaware
The first 4 circles of hell
Corvusca
Ed's State
Deseret
Nuke York
and ???!

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*me breaking it off* i’m sorry... i just can’t be with someone who doesn’t use federated social media

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humans covering themselves in fabrics they like hell yeah hell yeah these are rad

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even after having a degree i will not know anything

phones should have an optional accelerometer-triggered automatic screen lock for a11y and also when i drop mine on my face

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plushies 

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πŸ‘πŸ» Put tall powerful girls on tv πŸ‘πŸ»

πŸ‘πŸ» Give me a job on tv πŸ‘πŸ»

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