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got some new and updated Serpentine stories for y'all

link CWs: D/s, hypnokink

"Domestication" is a slightly extended version of "Landlord" because i decided i liked the original first scene after all. it's about Theta adjusting to life with Cora and moving in: princess.team/stories/serpenti

"Insomnia" is a new longer piece from Cora's perspective. i wanted to show a little bit of what makes this domme tick as i lead into the next set of big challenges for Cora and Theta: princess.team/stories/serpenti

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okay but seriously people: this ain't Twitter, technically but especially culturally. i don't let people follow me just to increase some number i don't care about that doesn't federate properly half the time anyway. i'm literally here to make friends!

interact first! have interesting toots! be someone i'd want to be mufos with!

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warning for all the dudes that have followed me, interacted with me, faved my toots, or even read any of them too hard

every "straight" "cis" "boy" who's ever crossed my path on the Fediverse becomes a trans girl or an enby or genderqueer or some kind of beginner to advanced gay after a few months

no exceptions

i don't know how it happens, i pretty much just make tech+gender jokes, but i'll see you at the pride parade next year

i'll be the tall one with the hair

so will you

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#introduction they said i could grow up to be anything i wanted, so i became a lesbian

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real :

hi, i'm Vyr. i'm trans, i'm lesbian, i do things to computers, but more importantly, i write porn, which is probably the most interesting thing about me from a Fediverse perspective. all stories on my site, princess.team/, are individually CWed. here are the highlights:

the Mel canon is a bunch of short, fluffy, and sometimes sexy fics about Mel, a disaster succubus whose hunting ground is the software industry, because she didn't fit in anywhere else. note that Mel 5 is less fluffy, more explicit, and more genderfeely than the others.

princess.team/tags/mel/

the Serpentine canon is explicit as hell, hypnokinky, and contains quite a few feels. it's about a subby human thrall designated Theta, and her snake-like demon domme, Cora of Clan Serpentine, and how their relationship begins to evolve both within and outside that dynamic. i'm really proud of it, and also owe a great deal of credit to @hierarchon for inspiration and advice. note that it's written in second-person, and Theta is the viewpoint character.

princess.team/tags/serpentine/

finally, if you're looking for something bite-size, there are a few unconnected shorts, mostly robokink, all not particularly serious, under the fluff tag:

princess.team/tags/fluff/

share and enjoy! 🖤

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@vyr I am fucking here for this, yes.

Of course, since my brain is horrors, the first thing that pops out of it upon considering that is the title Swedish Meatballin'.

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there are no less than four different computer science courses in different aspects of teaching a robot to love. one more is on robots teaching humans to love.

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there's ongoing debate on whether the cryptozoology department or the zoology department gets to lead research on the loch ness monster now that they've conclusively found its dung

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achievement unlocked: make bed without removing cat

when did i go from writing actual porn to relationship porn 🤨

got some new and updated Serpentine stories for y'all

link CWs: D/s, hypnokink

"Domestication" is a slightly extended version of "Landlord" because i decided i liked the original first scene after all. it's about Theta adjusting to life with Cora and moving in: princess.team/stories/serpenti

"Insomnia" is a new longer piece from Cora's perspective. i wanted to show a little bit of what makes this domme tick as i lead into the next set of big challenges for Cora and Theta: princess.team/stories/serpenti

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Easily the cutest thing I've ever seen, ec, nudity 

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GRS recovery (scars) 

GRS recovery (medical mystery box edition) 

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Your friendly neighborhood familychef. 100% synthetic guaranteed™

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You must answer her riddle if you want to sit on the couch

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i love that adele song about throwing her synthesizer into the ocean, "roland in the deep"

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As much as people here love to extol the virtues of decentralisation, it’s worth remembering that if you look past the borders of your own country, planet Earth is decentralised and always has been. Currently, there are 195 localised governments of varying size, with no unified governing authority or hierarchy. And honestly, as things stand, it’s not actually all that great.

Perhaps it’s worth keeping in mind that decentralisation alone might not be the ideal system some people believe it to be.

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